I’m such a bipolar piece of shit lol
I cleaned the pee and then found all of the towels i washed were used on the dogs for baths. Now there is not a single clean towel in the house. Looks like I’ll be drying off with washcloths. Cool.
Looks like I’ll be cleaning up man pee.
On my birthday.
I really need to get the fuck out of this house.
I’m not really ok with that. It’s been my birthday for a half hour. I’ve gotten 5 Facebook comments. No calls. 1 text. All of my friends are adults now and are probably sleeping. Maybe I’m a self centered brat, but i really don’t care right now. I’m bitter. Being 23 sucks.
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public
we’re just like
YOU ARE FAN
I AM FAN
FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.