June 2012
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
I just finished Doomsday.
I knew it would be sad. I’d gathered that much from having a tumblr.
BUT GODDAMNIT WHY?!
Sobbing.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
I love my mommy !
I wouldn’t normally, but I love my Mommy. And she’s in another state. Gotta be safe.
god damn you! how could i possibly scroll past this? sonofabitch taking advantage of my love for my mommy!
Call Me Maybe
Fleet Foxes
Call Me Maybe (cover) | Fleet Foxes
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
I know I'm kind of late to the parade, but I started watching Dr. Who about a week ago.
And MAN is it addicting!!! I’m already on season 2. =)
Play
Reblog if you dont have pants on right now.
To be fair, I only ever put them on in special situations.
If i’m home, there is a 99% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I’m at my mom’s house there is a 35% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I’m at my boyfriend’s parent’s house there is a 80% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I am at any of my friend’s houses, there is a 25% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I am in a public place, there is a 15% chance that I’m not wearing pants.
By now, you can probably tell that I don’t like to wear pants. I do try to compensate by wearing some dresses so as not to have a naked bottom so much of the time, but one can only buy so many dresses.
I do wear pants for work, though. I’m quite professional.
I just had a huge "my childhood is over" moment.
10 Very Rare Cloud Formations
1. Nacreous Clouds
2. Mammatus Clouds
3. Altocumulus Castelanus
4. Noctilucent Clouds
5. Mushroom Clouds
6. Cirrus Kelvin-Helmholtz
7. Lenticular Clouds
8. Roll Clouds
9. Shelf Clouds
10. Stratocumulus Clouds
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being transgender is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. Want to know what's not fine? Wearing crocs.
Moonlight Sonata
Ludwig van Beethoven
Moonlight Sonata | Ludwig van Beethoven
just found out adam levine is going to be on season 2 of american horror story
i was already excited. now i’m even more so.
- someone at the door: rings doorbell
- me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
“They don’t teach you this in school. They don’t show you the beauty of existing, they don’t show you the wonder of the earth, they don’t show you the unity that human beings are. They show you who’s better, who’s worse. They show you what they need to show you in order for their system to survive. They don’t show you love.”
—Literature On High (via blua)