I just finished Doomsday.
I knew it would be sad. I’d gathered that much from having a tumblr.
BUT GODDAMNIT WHY?!
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
I love my mommy !
I wouldn’t normally, but I love my Mommy. And she’s in another state. Gotta be safe.
god damn you! how could i possibly scroll past this? sonofabitch taking advantage of my love for my mommy!
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
And MAN is it addicting!!! I’m already on season 2. =)
To be fair, I only ever put them on in special situations.
If i’m home, there is a 99% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I’m at my mom’s house there is a 35% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I’m at my boyfriend’s parent’s house there is a 80% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I am at any of my friend’s houses, there is a 25% chance that I’m not wearing pants. If I am in a public place, there is a 15% chance that I’m not wearing pants.
By now, you can probably tell that I don’t like to wear pants. I do try to compensate by wearing some dresses so as not to have a naked bottom so much of the time, but one can only buy so many dresses.
I do wear pants for work, though. I’m quite professional.
1. Nacreous Clouds
2. Mammatus Clouds
3. Altocumulus Castelanus
4. Noctilucent Clouds
5. Mushroom Clouds
6. Cirrus Kelvin-Helmholtz
7. Lenticular Clouds
8. Roll Clouds
9. Shelf Clouds
10. Stratocumulus Clouds
i was already excited. now i’m even more so.
- someone at the door: rings doorbell
- me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.