Une Fille Confondue
airyairyquitecontrary:

So… tired.

airyairyquitecontrary:

So… tired.

Georgia Hardstark/Clark: Personally, I think Meriwether Lewis was killed. Who shoots himself twice in the head?

Alie Ward/Sacagawea: A manic depressive.

Clark: Explain to me how someone shoots twice in their fucking head.

katelynbentley:

Yes!
comedycentral:

Tony Hale and Taran Killam are Lewis & Clark on tonight’s new Nashville-centric Drunk History.
Click the gif to watch a clip.

comedycentral:

Tony Hale and Taran Killam are Lewis & Clark on tonight’s new Nashville-centric Drunk History.

Click the gif to watch a clip.

My life is #dogs. coty#doolittle

My life is #dogs. coty#doolittle

thisshitfunny:

this is exactly how that one episode went

thisshitfunny:

this is exactly how that one episode went

He’s so #leggy #captainjack my #cancandancer

peppapigvevo:

fucking dinosaurs got this

In a way, you are poetry material; You are full of cloudy subtleties I am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out. Words burst in your essence and you carry their dust in the pores of your ethereal individuality.
Franz Kafka, Letters To Milena (via violentwavesofemotion)
memeguy-com:

If youve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real legitimate problem that happens on a daily basis

memeguy-com:

If youve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real legitimate problem that happens on a daily basis

The Language of Flowers (Floriography).

↳ Favourite flowers in no particular order: → Forget-me-not. Meaning: True love.

Folklore and Legend (x)

in a German legend, God named all the plants when a tiny un
named one cried out, "Forget-me-not, O Lord!" God replied, "T
hat shall be your name." Another legend tells when the Creato
r thought he had finished giving the flowers their colours, he h
eard one whisper "Forget me not!" There was nothing left but
a very small amount of blue, but the Forget-me-not was delig
hted to wear such a light blue shade.
In 15th-century Germany, it was supposed that the wearers of 
the flower would not be forgotten by their lovers. Legend has it
that in medieval times, a knight and his lady were walking alo
ng the side of a river. He picked a posy of flowers, but becaus
e of the weight of his armour he fell into the river. As he was d
rowning he threw the posy to his loved one and shouted "Forg
et-me-not." It was often worn by ladies as a sign of faithfulnes
s and enduring love.


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